- Mom…. Dad… I am canadian
- God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Moose.
OH GOD IT GOT WORSE
(Source: thewhatever, via im-a-fangirl-and-i-know-it)
73569
(Source: kakugyou, via princess-panderppp)
There was this skinhead that was harrasing her, and she just walked right up to him and said: “I’m more of a man that you’ll ever be. And more of a woman that you’ll ever get.”
(Source: its-blee, via princess-panderppp)
WE HAD OUR WHOLE SCIENCE CLASS TALK ABOUT GENETIC MUTATIONS AND WHAT MAKES A SUPER HERO.. THEN JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW LOKI AND THOR ARE GODS NOT REALLY FROM GENETICS AND SUCH AND HOW BATMAN AND IRON MAN ARE JUST RICH…. THEN I RAISED MY HAND LIKE “HAWK EYE AND BLACK WIDOW ARE NOT GENETICALLY MUTATED, RICH OR FROM SPACE!” i blew everyone’s mind <3
(via justalostnostalgicgeek)
#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
(Source: the-swedish-short-snout, via justalostnostalgicgeek)
(Source: mayoneggg, via justalostnostalgicgeek)
humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
Vaginebola
Red Tide Warning
shark week
the red wave
i second shark week
(via castiel-is-a-gangster)
